AVENUE Q ONE NIGHT STAND CONTEST
Theresa Cullen interviews Kitty Swallows


Kitty Swallows and creator Theresa Cullen

Where were you born?
Under the stove. No, wait.that was the cocker spaniel. I was born in a detached garage with very poor ventilation.

Where were you raised?
Along with the tumbling tumbleweeds in Arizona. As soon as I could afford a decent thumb, I hitchhiked to Los Angeles and I never looked back.

Where do you live now?
I rent a cot in the back of Pete's Bar. And by "rent" I mean.rent.

What are your hobbies and interests?
Men! I've been on more laps than a napkin!

Where did you attend school? High School? College?
I didn't go to school. I know that they say hard work won't kill you, but why take that chance?

So, how did you learn about Avenue Q and Win A One Night Stand?
My friends Shadow and Jimmy saw the show when they went to New York for their separation surgery. They subscribed to the newsletter, told me about it and the rest is history!

How has winning the contest affected your life?
Well, I have shopped the HELL out of the infants department at Mervyn's, looking for that perfect dress. And, of course, business at Pete's is booming, with fans and well-wishers coming by day and night. I've even concocted an Avenue Q cocktail. I call it the Fuzzy Rod:

3 parts vodka
1 ½ parts orange juice
1 ½ parts peach schnapps
Garnish with a plastic eyeball
Mmmm.yummy!

Have you ever been to New York before?
I don't like to kiss and tell, but during the Koch administration I was very "politically active" if you know what I mean. And if you're wondering how I got my last name, just ask Ed.

What things do you hope to do on the upcoming trip to New York?
I'm really hoping to get my hair done. I may have to pop over to New Jersey for that.

Why do you think Avenue Q is such an overwhelming success?
Nothing beats that good old fashioned human/puppet connection.

What is your favorite moment in the show Avenue Q?
The raw, animal sex.

Which of the Q cast members are you most looking forward to meeting, and why?
Rod, because he is GORGEOUS! And Lucy T. Slut, because I'm sure we know a LOT of the same people.

Tell us why you think you should win the opportunity to appear on stage with the Cast of Avenue Q.
I think that I represent a fairly typical, average person who goes to see Avenue Q. And so, when the audience sees Kitty Swallows onstage with the Cast, they will really be seeing themselves. Deep, huh?

One of the chief themes of Avenue Q is to find purpose in life. Can you tell us what YOUR purpose is in life?
To live forever! Or die trying.

Anything else you’d like to say to all the fans out there that chose you as their favorite?
Thank you so much for all your support! And if you're ever in the neighborhood, stop by Pete's for a Fuzzy Rod! On the house!!